Morning after, Rock a guys clothes

Ever spent the night with a fella and woke up the next day not wanting to put back on last nights cigarette and beer smellin clothes? I have. Happy Monday to me. My clothes are in transit since I’ve been hopping from one friend to the next, we’ll go get them today, but I have nothing to wear. So I’ll be figuring out how to work with boy clothes today.

Awesome perk of boy clothes: they’re so big and comfy, seriously you never want to take them off. No wonder boys get dressed so easily!

Negative side of boy clothes: they’re so big, they hide a good womanly figure, and if you wear them in public the wrong way you’ll make it obvious to everyone that sees you that you did things you need to pray about last night.

His Things to Avoid: gym shorts; they for real don’t even look that good on boys, you wear them in public and everyone at Wal-Mart is going to know you’re there for the morning after pill, skank. Oversized tees that he won’t let you cut up; a big tee looks great on a girl when it falls off the shoulder and is worn with some leggings or as a tee shirt dress, but wear it as it comes and you might as well be wearing a paper bag, boy shirts are cut for boys straight chest and torso, no consideration for boobs or hips, they always need to be altered slightly (just cut off the collar so it draps over your shoulder) if you want to wear one.

Best bet hands down, convert his oversized Oxford into a button down dress… Use something small(in my case ’twas a skinny belt that fit, yea last nights home boy was hot) you could also use a skinny necktie and tie is around your waist as a belt. Just make sure when wearing his clothes you make sure your features look good and it matches your shoes, cause you damn sure cant wear his…and if you can I so sorry about the small penis sex you had last night. Throw on last nights accessories only wear your hair pulled up high on your head with whatever you wore in it instead of down and there you have it kids, look fine after a one night stand 101

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Peaches and Puddin’,
B

About britaknee

I'm Brittany, I love my bbz (James & Cash) clothes, glitter, mud, glitter, PBR, making stuff, and freedom.
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2 Responses to Morning after, Rock a guys clothes

  1. I thought I knew everything there is to know about this stuff, but seems we are never to old to learn..;)

  2. Way cool! Some extremely valid points! I appreciate you writing this article and also the rest of the site is extremely good.

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